Sunday, October 28, 2007

Wifely Duties (a forward)

This is a delightful forward from Lois, a perfume friend who sends me the best stuff.


Man: "I've been thinking...I'm the MAN of this house, so starting tomorrow I want you to have a hot, delicious meal ready for me the second I walk thru that door...Afterwards, while watching ESPN and relaxing in my chair, you'll bring me my slippers and then run my bath...And when I'm done with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

Woman: "The funeral director."