Real Republicans...Real cigarettes...real beef, real Christ, real femininity, real Men's Pocky from Japan.
Pocky is a popular brand of chocolate-covered pretzel sticks. The dark chocolate flavor is what makes it marketable as being manly enough for a man. Dark = real = masculine. No mama's milk in these babies. Get it?
(This box says it's all new "with more bitterness of flavor (sensation)".)